Killing The Art Of Conversation By Ian Ternet


As it's still Friday........


One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me: "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back: "Manchester United.”

And they say blondes are dumb.