Some say that the outline of my left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give me a really important job to do, I'll skive off and play croquet... all you know is, i'm called the Stig!
Some say I once spent time in a prison in canterbury because I called my teddy "The Baby Jesus", and that I once put a £20,000 expenses claim in for some gravel! All you know is, i'm called The Stig!
