at the moment my gob is frozen

fainted  last week and broke my front tooth and just got it sorted out this morning.

when I phoned the dentist to make the app. she asked me my date of birth.

when I whistled it to her through the gap.. she and I just burst out laughing.

well you try saying the 6th of the 6th ..sixty six  with a missing toothy peg.

the dentist, who is a lovely young man, wished me well and that the jeremy kyle show will not need me for the immediate future.