My colleagues certainly discovered I knew quite a lot more words than they expected 😄

 It was a stupid accident- I was leaning over trying to fix the top of a water pump, and the blerdy thing suddenly leapt up and bit me.  It actually took ages to work out what was wrong after, because it was such an odd injury, and a million to one chance (the size of my chest!) that it would catch my in just the right/wrong place.  I don't recommend it for the future - but it could have been a lot worse: when I was a child, I remember a local farmer dying after getting hit in the sternum 😞  By contrast, not being able to wear balconettes seems a small price right now.

Mind you, in plunges you do have to be careful you don't inadvertantly flash someone: it seems to make a lot of tops indecently boobalicious where before they were perfectly safe for work...