Who was Spike Milligan??  I mean, honestly, there I was, meandering through the used book store in downtown Eugene, where I encountered a book titled "Spike Milligan - Mussolini His Part in My Downfall."

Foolishly, I picked it up and, even more foolishly, opened it to page 33, where I read about him being terribly ill in Italy during World War Two, and the text read (Quote) "For my part, I kept falling into a delirious sleep, where I told General Montgomery to sing "God Bless America" with his trousers down..." (End Quote.)

I am STILL laughing!  This one was a genius!  How, oh how, did I ever miss this one???