An eighteen-year-old girl walks into a bar and rips off her clothes and asks: "Is there anyone here man enough to make a woman of me?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says:"Here, iron this!" 😮 :^O

:^O

..and another pub joke!

A man is sitting in the pub when he hears a bowl of peanuts on the bar saying "Oooh, you really are amazing. Oooh, you are lovely."

Then the fruit machine shouted "Rubbish, look at the state of that haircut. And those socks don't go with those shoes."

The barman apologised. "I'm sorry," he said, "

The nuts are complimentary but the fruit machine is out of order."

:^O