Hiya Petal . . . I love iffy wummen LOL! Er, great ta have ya back Bunny! . . . . . .

Daisy - I bought this (Tesco) unpastuerised camembert today . . .

If I eat it and get poisoned - will ya look after Colin and, er . . . ask fur me money back at customer services?

A quick answer would be preferred as I'm about ta gobble it down!

Goodnight . . . um . . . or goodbye giffers! (Don't forget yon refund Daisy!) . . .