"What time do the boat trips start?" "Not until twelve-o-clock, for security reasons, after the service." "What the heck has that got to do with it?"  He asked.  The answer?  This'll really slay you:-D "In case somebody carries out a mortar bomb attack on the police, using a pleasure craft as a launch pad."  YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!!! :^O:^O:^O This American guy nearly dropped his camera, laughing so much.