CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,

"My son is a priest. When he walks into 
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps,

"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." 


The third Catholic gent says,

"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,

"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" 


She proudly replies,

"I have a daughter, 

SLIM

TALL

38D BREASTS

24" WAIST and 

36" HIPS.