Somebody wound everybody up something lovely the other evening.  Everybody was raving about how much the funeral was costing the tax payer, when one ol boy laughed his head off.

"I'm a pensioner - I don't pay taxes!  Ha, ha, ha!  I've got me bus pass, me flask  me cheese and tomato sandwiches and all the time in the world.  I'm going to go down there and make a full day of all the razzamatazz.  God bless Margaret Thatcher!"