So now we've got Leonard Rossiter up there as well, have we?  All I can say is thank God he wasn't tied up with Battersea Dogs Home!  God knows WHAT the papers would have insinuated had he been raising money for a dog's home!

As Elvis Presley replied when questioned about paternity suits being flung all over when he was around:

"I take it as a measurement of my success.  Nobody wants anything off you if you're a penniless bum!"

As I said earlier, you wait until Mick Jagger kicks the bucket.  You'll still be hearing about it aafter I'm pushing up the daisies!