Big argument in my house today...I lost my Cob, and she flounced off to her Pen!  

So I'm coming to the Swan with you Mr Expresso.

I guess you could call it swan upmanship! :_|

A bloke goes into a pub and without going to the bar, sits down at a table and pulls a swan out of a bag. The landlord watches him rip one of its legs off and eat it. He does the same with the other leg and then starts on the wings. The landlord says "Aren't you going to buy a drink then?" the bloke says "Nah mate, I'm going after this swan".