No Bill, he's holding his hand out for my gun.....obviously the last thing he ever did....:^O

Look Harry, let's try to be reasonable here. We've had three pianists since we opened. The first one was shot after playing just one note. The second was shot because he went to the mens' room and the third - even though he was wearing a flak jacket, was blasted before he'd got the lid up! 😞  Not the best note to end one's career on. :^O

Anyway, we have enlisted the help of a French pianist for you to practice on until we can find someone daft good enough to replace those you have not been happy with. (I've heard he's even better than Les Dawson) :^O

Bonjour...:-)