Now, now, Harry, don't go getting over excited :^O The Bar just needs a few refurbishments and all will be mayhem hunkydory once again. :^O

The pool is empty because there is no water in it and there was no food because there wasn't. Your mule ate Charlie's hanging baskets as well as their contents and the skeleton staff we left in attendance are skeletons ~ 'cos you shot them. 😄

As for you coffee? It was served to you in a nano second. Hope we can rely on your custom once we are ready to open our doors again for Christmas.

Must shoot orf again. Ooops, shouldn't say 'shoot'  😮