Q. Is your personal info up to date?

A. I have not changed my name or my date of birth for over 60 years, and if I had changed my address, my parcels would be going to the wrong place and I can assure you that I would have quickly rectified such an oversight.  So in short, my personal info is most certainly up to date, and I'm sure your time could be better spent than sending me stupid emails about the obvious.