Paddy got himself a job at Houston Mission Control. His last words were...

"I wonder what this does?"

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the dipstick's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:     1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.     2. Forgive your enemy but remember the dipstick's name.     3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.     4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.     5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk

hi bill lovely day but getting colder out  got me a pair of wellies in the sales its that time of year  end of season   a nice pint of guinness please   and cheers to all those who got there exams results today ...............:-D:-D:-D

Here's your Guinness, Rosie. The wellies sound kewl! Are they pink ones? 😄

Here's your Guinness, Rosie. The wellies sound kewl! Are they pink ones? 😄

hi bill thanks for the  drink last ones pink daughter  nicked them as daughters do no these ones green with flowers  very hippy ...................:-D

You're welcome, Rosie, but I am surrounded by Hippies lately :^O

But that's another story 😮 :^O

Did you know that 98% of Ford cars sold within the past decade are still on the road today?

The other 2% actually made it home…:|

These Animal Crackers are rubbish 😞

The elephant tastes exactly the same as the giraffe 🙂

sorry to barge in but would your barstaff please keep an eye out for anyone with the first name of book -

please do not serve them any alcohol as it is quite obvious that they have had enough already :^O

sorry to barge in but would your barstaff please keep an eye out for anyone with the first name of book - please do not serve them any alcohol as it is quite obvious that they have had enough already :^O

Security has been alerted, Shaun :^O

Hi, I'm a complete newby. Would it be ok if I had a glass of red wine and join in?

Sandra, just help yourself in future...the landlord is usuless by midnight (fissed as a part) and no charge. 🙂

usuless? You were saying?

:^O

Sorry Bill..I meant useful....just a Freudian slip...:^O

Yes I do realise that, of course. 🙂

I know you wouldn't talk to the management like that 😐

*is firm*

😄

Us-U-less...?:|

Will you stop spraying graffiti all over the bar! X-(