FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:     1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.     2. Forgive your enemy but remember the dipstick's name.     3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.     4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.     5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk

hi bill like them a few other saying i like are 1 your damned if you do damned if you don't        2  life is for living          3    keep your friends close keep your enemies closer   4   believe half what you see nothing what you hear .................:-D