Go near him and I'll slap your @@@@ legs!

He is 6ft 1,y'know, Bill...in his nice red socks!

Oh really? So you've measured him too, have you? 😮 But somehow I cannot picture a pool attendant in red socks! But then you would know more about 'red socks' than I do so I'll take your word for it! ha! :^O

Ms Tai Peng Wong came back for her pay packet (2/6d) and did a bit of typing for me! Thankfully, she's goone now

2/6d eh!!! You spendthrift! No wonder there's no profit in this place!

:^O

And with overtime it once reached three shillings. Good she was too. Typos maybe, but not much wrong with Wong 😄  Wait until her replacement arrives ~ she's Icelandic ~ Ms Klvnytds Blotrotverkenslop :^O

You are enjoying this, aren't you? But I will be patient and bide my time ~ you know I will repay you!

Oh yes! and you are enjoying it too, I can tell, mais oui?  I'm getting messages, y'know!

I am! And yes ~ you should be getting messages. But are you guessing them right? 😄

That's true! they just don't seem to cater for the fussy or picky ones, do they?

ME!? Fussy or picky? Well, one of us has to be in this Bar.......

Well who could that be then? Can't be you because you fancy that knock-kneed wimp of a puddle attendant who wears girls socks!:^O

*I could be in trouble here* :^O Moving on...:^O

and Harry is too, of course! so that's two!

*gotta keep a watch out for those magnums...*

Wasn't it you who called her mule an 'excuse for an overweight stuffed donkey'? 😐 ...with flat feet ~ all three of them :^O

BFN :-x