I have just been misled by the title of this thread :^O
SO SO SO need help with Bust
Bet LW are running round in circles! ha! :^O
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They're probably....
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Not blindfolded or wearing sunglasses but I didn't know I had to have x ray vision! 
Do you mean that teeny, tiny pot on the side? Thimble size pot of cream! You're havin' a laugh! Well, someone is.....how much profit you makin' here?
You have done nothing but complain since you staggered in here! :^O And making any profit is impossible the way you drink! :^O But since I have patience and more cream I will @@@@ @@@@ get you some! :^O
Here you are, strumpet, petal, 😮 :^O
Mwaaaah
*could get better service in a motorway cafe!*
You can say that again! 
OK! *Could get better service in a motorway cafe*!
Fer gawd's sake! :_| :^O:^O
You twerp! :^O
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They're probably....
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...and you nicked that orf me! 😮
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You have done nothing but complain since you staggered in here! :^O And making any profit is impossible the way you drink! :^O But since I have patience and more cream I will @@@@ @@@@ get you some! :^O
Language! 😮 Thank you for the cream:-x
*at last* :^O
Now, any chance of another coffee please? I think I'll have another cappucino with one of those little biccies~ not those huge ones you turned up with last time!
*sigh! does take time all this training*:-D :^O
It's nice and sunny here....have a cold drink and calm down! :^O
*could get better service in a motorway cafe!*
You can say that again!
OK! *Could get better service in a motorway cafe*!
Fer gawd's sake! :_| :^O:^O
You twerp! :^O
:^OB-):^O
...and you nicked that orf me! 😮
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Probably!
Nicked that KEWL one now too!
Language! Thank you for the cream
*at last*
Language? You ain't heard nothin' yet! 😮 :^O
Now, any chance of another coffee please? I think I'll have another cappucino with one of those little biccies~ not those huge ones you turned up with last time!
You ever had someone's hands around your neck and then squeezed tight? :^O If I had known I'd be running about for you all afternoon I'd have my trainers on and a @@@@@@ number on my back! :^O
*sigh! does take time all this training*
Keep going, Charlie ~ I am making nootes. You will pay! :^O
But I am a gentleman, so here is your cappucino with love...
*spits* :^O
This is more than one ~ not an oversight though. Because you are a gannet! ha! :^O:^O
Oh ~ thank you for the drink :-x
...and you nicked that orf me! 😮
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Probably!
Nicked that KEWL one now too!
Peasant! 😛
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Yes, indeed all afternoon for lunch at this rate it'll be flippin' tea-time soon.......and time for my swim with my the pool attendant 
Go near him and I'll slap your @@@@ legs! :^O 😛
Keep going, Charlie ~ I am making nootes. You will pay!
now that^^ is funny! I thought you'd sacked Ms Tai Peng Wong!
*loving my work here I is!*
Yes, it is, isn't it? Well, to you it is because you enjoy taking the @@@@ out of me! :^O Anyway, if you must know, Ms Tai Peng Wong came back for her pay packet (2/6d) and did a bit of typing for me!
Thankfully, she's goone now 😐 :^O
But I am a gentleman, so here is your cappucino with love...
Oh yes?
*This won't last....*
Oh, it will, Charlie. Trust me...:-x
*spits*
*and right again! just two seconds! *
Two seconds! Not bad for me! :^O:-p
You are enjoying this, aren't you? :^O But I will be patient and bide my time ~ you know I will repay you! :^O
But thanks for the coffee and biccies....I've had ONE! That Google eh? can never find just the one biccy!
That's true! they just don't seem to cater for the fussy or picky ones, do they? :^O
Mwaaaah
Yes, indeed all afternoon for lunch at this rate it'll be flippin' tea-time soon.......and time for my swim with my the pool attendant
Go near him and I'll slap your @@@@ legs! :^O 😛
:^O 😮
He is 6ft 1,y'know, Bill...in his nice red socks! :^O 😄😛
now that^^ is funny! I thought you'd sacked Ms Tai Peng Wong!
*loving my work here I is!*
Yes, it is, isn't it? Well, to you it is because you enjoy taking the @@@@ out of me! :^O Anyway, if you must know, Ms Tai Peng Wong came back for her pay packet (2/6d) and did a bit of typing for me! Thankfully, she's goone now 😐 :^O
2/6d eh!!! You spendthrift! No wonder there's no profit in this place!:^O
You are enjoying this, aren't you? But I will be patient and bide my time ~ you know I will repay you!
Oh yes! :^O and you are enjoying it too, I can tell, mais oui? I'm getting messages, y'know! :^O
But thanks for the coffee and biccies....I've had ONE! That Google eh? can never find just the one biccy!
That's true! they just don't seem to cater for the fussy or picky ones, do they?
ME!? Fussy or picky? Well, one of us has to be in this Bar.......B-)
and Harry is too, of course! so that's two! :^O
*gotta keep a watch out for those magnums...*B-)
Go near him and I'll slap your @@@@ legs!
He is 6ft 1,y'know, Bill...in his nice red socks!
Oh really? So you've measured him too, have you? 😮 But somehow I cannot picture a pool attendant in red socks! But then you would know more about 'red socks' than I do so I'll take your word for it! ha! :^O
Ms Tai Peng Wong came back for her pay packet (2/6d) and did a bit of typing for me! Thankfully, she's goone now 
2/6d eh!!! You spendthrift! No wonder there's no profit in this place!
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And with overtime it once reached three shillings. Good she was too. Typos maybe, but not much wrong with Wong 😄 Wait until her replacement arrives ~ she's Icelandic ~ Ms Klvnytds Blotrotverkenslop :^O
You are enjoying this, aren't you? But I will be patient and bide my time ~ you know I will repay you!
Oh yes! and you are enjoying it too, I can tell, mais oui? I'm getting messages, y'know!
I am! And yes ~ you should be getting messages. But are you guessing them right? 😄
That's true! they just don't seem to cater for the fussy or picky ones, do they?
ME!? Fussy or picky? Well, one of us has to be in this Bar.......
Well who could that be then? Can't be you because you fancy that knock-kneed wimp of a puddle attendant who wears girls socks!:^O
*I could be in trouble here* :^O Moving on...:^O
and Harry is too, of course! so that's two!
*gotta keep a watch out for those magnums...*
Wasn't it you who called her mule an 'excuse for an overweight stuffed donkey'? 😐 ...with flat feet ~ all three of them :^O
BFN :-x
That's alright - in a bit of a tizz myself, Bill ~ milkman's not been! :_|:^O
So I'll have a black coffee please....:-)
Hey Tommy! :^O
I could read that! Mind you, I've had plenty of practice deciphering Bill's typos.......
