..A businessman was staying in a Five Star hotel in Barcelona ,Spain . His stay was for a week .
on arrival he was asked if he had any special dietary requirements .
He said " As it happens I do . .I do enjoy a nice plate of bulls testicles for breakfast ".
The receptionist said no "No problem Sir ,the Bull Ring is next door . I can have them fresh every day for you from the matador."
So ...................... Monday morning two large bull fries for breakfast , the guy was really happy.
Tuesday , Wednesday, Thursday ,Friday, Saturday just the same .
Sunday morning the guy came down to breakfast to be greeted by two little things on his plate the size of a large grape .He was very disappointed . so .. he called the waiter over to see why
"Waiter !" the guy said " You have ruined my holiday . My final breakfast in this hotel and look at it ! it's like two bloody Grapes ! I demand an explanation ! "
The waiter was most humble .
" I'm very Sorry Senor " The waiter said. "But we get them from the bull ring next door as you know" .
The guy looked at the waiter and said " Yes. Yes.. and what has that got to do with it ?" "
he waiter looked sadly at the guy and said Well Senor. It couldn't be helped , Yesterday ..... The Bull he WON!"