Tommy called home to his wife and said, "Irene, I have been asked to go fishing on Lough Leane with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I'll stop by the house to pick them up. Oh, and, please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

Irene thinks this all sounds a bit suspicious but being a good wife she did exactly what Tommy asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. Irene welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.

Tommy replied, "Yes! Lot's of trout, some salmon, and a few pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?"

Irene replied "I did Tommy, they're in your tackle box."