Tommy's doctor was conducting an annual video check up and after asking about his weight was most concerned that during lockdown Tommy's weight had balooned yet again.

He stressed the need for Tommy to go on a strict diet and warned of the consequences if Tommy's weight wasn't drastically reduced and after Tommy agreeing to follow his instructions for the next three months he emailed a diet sheet for Tommy to follow.

After looking it over Tommy was quite happy with it so the doctor said he'd call Tommy back in three months time to see how the weight reduction was going.

After parting pleasantries were over, Tommy suddenly had a thought "Oh, before you go doctor, should I eat my diet before or after meals?"

The doctor fell of his chair taking his laptop with him......