One day a man saw a magic beanstalk, so he decided to climb it. As he went up, he saw the ugliest woman you've ever seen naked on a leaf.
She said, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
Without thinking,he carried on climbing. The next woman he saw wasn't bad. he thought, he would do her, but wouldn't brag about it.
She too beckoned to him saying, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
So again, he carried on climbing. The next woman he saw was beautiful, really really hot.
She said, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
He could only think of what the next woman would be like, so carried on climbing, and was shocked to see an old man stood on a leaf naked.
He was so outraged, he said, "Who the hell are you?"
The old man replied, "I'm Cess."