Tommy and Mick were out duck shooting. Suddenly, Mick clutched his chest and collapsed.

 

Tommy went over to him and did a quick check, "Heck, I think he's dead" Tommy said to himself before he dialled 999.

 

Tommy explained what had happened to the operator and ended with "I think he's dead."

 

The operator said "Before we rush there with the air ambulance, just make sure he's dead please."

 

Tommy said "OK, hang on and I'll make sure."

 

The operator was listening and heard a shot.

 

Tommy came back and said "Yeah, he's definitely dead".



It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.