Tommy was enjoying his drive down the beautiful lanes of County Kerry when he came upon a car driving very slowly in the middle of the road. Tommy tried to pass but when he went to the offside the car blocked him so he tried the nearside and the car blocked him again.

Tommy blew his horn but the driver in the other car sounded the horn too. After several failed attempts to pass, Tommy finally made it and as he drove past saw that the car was driven by an old female farmer who shouted through her open window "Pig, Pig, Pig."

So Tommy shouted back "Cow, Cow, Cow" and accelerated away....... then he crashed in to the Pig.