Some elderly old chaps were chatting.

“My arms are so weak I can hardly lift a cup of tea.” said Willy.

Billy replied “My eyes are so bad I can’t even see my cup of tea.” 

That's nothing" said Patrick “I can’t turn my head because of the pain in my neck!”

“My heart pills make me dizzy.” Said Joseph.

“Well, that’s the price we pay for getting old.” Billy replied

Tommy piped up: “Well, it’s not that bad! Thank goodness, we can all still drive!”