Two ladies are chatting over coffee,

-‘That was nice of you to set up a blind date for your ex-boyfriend.’Cee-Dee

-‘I know, but I don’t hold any grudges.’

-‘I’m surprised he trusted you enough to agree to go out with her.’

-‘Well, I had to swear to him she’s Jennifer Lopez’s double.’

-‘Wow! Is that true?’

-‘I wouldn’t lie. She’s twice her weight and twice her age.’