Paddy and Joseph were walking home from Mulligans Irish bar on Halloween night. They decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found old Tommy with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

“Jaysus Tommy, ya frightened the life outa us” Paddy said as he caught his breath. “You scared us half to death, we thought you were a ghost!"

"We thought you'd died, what are you doing working here so late at night anyway?” Joseph asked.

“My family are stupid!” old Tommy grumbled. “They misspelt my name and I've had to come back to correct it!”