Why is it... when someone loses a purse...its always got their nans picture in it..

Why is it .... when an idiot child leaves their push bike on the street and it goes missing...its never the childs fault...

Why is it..... when a car gets broken into... the poster always announces they've got kids... like that's relevant.

Why is it..... when an electric bike gets stolen.. the owner is always always disabled not lazy?

Why is it..... when someone gets on X factor... they always have a sob story.?

Why is it...when someone loses their phone... they need it back because the owner has taken pictures of their kids until they were 7 and never ever backed it up to iCloud or Google. Seriously you dont deserve a phone... !

Why is it.....when someone is selling **bleep** on Facebook...it needs to be gone asap ? Why??

Why is it..... when some trout is selling a phone...with a smashed screen they still demand top price because...'it still works ok !'

Why is it..... that buyers on Facebook are thick and ask you told hold stuff until they get their benefits,

Why is it .... that buyers on Facebook ask you will you deliver that £3. item... TO SHEVINGTON for free !

Why is it.... when people these days take a selfie... they stand in front of a mirror with the phone BLOCKING their faces... either that or it's a pic of them looking at their phone... ?

Why is it...... **bleep** always say... Wow! when their delicate little souls cant handle being told the truth... YOURE A **bleep**! WOW!.

Why is it..... fat people call themselves CURVY.

No love.... you're FAT.... it's not glands... you are like me... lazy fat and eat too fookin much. Be true to yourself..