Tommy was touring and couldn't find the place he wanted so he phoned his best mate, John.

 

"Hiya, I'm in Scotland, you know it really well so would you help me find a place I've been told where everyone's supposed to be going?"

 

"Sure, who's going there? What's the name of the place?" John asked.

 

Tommy replied "Well I've been told everyone should go there. It's called Loch Down."



It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.