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@dark_castle1 wrote:

Why do you not **bleep** off you effing weirdo and never come back !

There are more important issues just now in this life other than some weirdos fetish.

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Oh dear DC, I hope you are ok, I'm sure the OP is just trying to lighten the mood a little and trying to make a joke to keep people cheerful.

It may not be to everyone's taste but maybe the OP is having a stressful time too.