Absolutely nothing. Not even good enough for charity.

You seem to have a fetish for posing for selfies of your lower half in tight grubby looking skirts and tights, all much the same as many previous threads. Perhaps there are forums where this repetitive weirdness might be appreciated. I'm not sure there's any interest here.

Various pictures you have posted in tight skirts suggest you are male, unless you are female and like to stuff a sock down yer undercrackers.😆

I make no judgement on your gender and dress preferences but the lump is not a good look IMO ..... perhaps you need some KT tape and could post on crossdressers.com.
Who knows, you might get lots of 'likes' on there.

Personally I wouldn't actually.

 

I'm afraid I'm not slim enough to pull off wearing such a tight skirt and look good in it. So I tend to go for a more roomy floaty feminine look.

As for the condition and colour I really don't think it has any life left in it to be of any worth as clothing. Possibly an oil rag for the car maybe.

 

Sorry, not one of your better finds in my opinion.

Blimey mate, lay off the pints and pork pies.

 

You get any bigger and the big top from a circus will not be big enough.

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