Don't worry about the wool shop, Bill. I'm doin' a deal....she sells us the shop, she gets access to the pool whenever she wants. 🙂

Well okay then, but would you mind waiting until she's finished knitting my cardigan please?  🙂

*and my bed socks*  :^O

No, I didn't. I did actually go in for a haircut Made a bit of a spectacle of myself too! ha!

I heard about that!

Did you really call them that?

In a word ~ yes I did. 😄  A few weeks later even the Magistrate laughed. Then fined me! 😞

I was employing sarcasm but I see it's wasted!

*memory of a goldfish*

A goldfish? Shall we open a bar aquarium? There are lots of fish down here. We could fill it with cod and plaice. You could chip in and we could buy it between us.

Did you see what I did there ^^^ :^O  That'll slay her! :^O

But sarcasm, Charlie, tsk. You tell me orf when I use that. But I do like sarcastic twit ~ sorry, I mean 'wit'. Well twit does sound rather apt, doesn't it? pffft! :^O

No, it's from the ATM in our Bar, Bill

*oh dear, shouldn't have mentioned that...he'll be playing that ATM like a one armed bandit now!*

Goodness, I like that! ^^^ My arm is already aching! And I am winning! :^O