We have already built a swimming pool and nicked half the garden from the lady in the wool shop next door! Her washing line is now stretched across the pool and people are complaining about her unmentionables getting tangled around their scubas

But trying to take over 'Arrods and Toscos would be an expensive business.

Don't worry about the wool shop, Bill. I'm doin' a deal....she sells us the shop, she gets access to the pool whenever she wants. 🙂

We may have to extend the pool though! :^O

No, I didn't. I did actually go in for a haircut ?:|:^O Made a bit of a spectacle of myself too! ha!

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:^O

I heard about that!

Did you really call them that? 😮

Lots of 'manys' up there ^^^ But there are still many more times like that to come :

But there is nothing wrong with my...what was it you said? ?

I was employing sarcasm but I see it's wasted! :^O

*memory of a goldfish* 😮

Not swiped, Charlie, but checked just in case it came from a robbery

No, it's from the ATM in our Bar, Bill :^O

*oh dear, shouldn't have mentioned that...he'll be playing that ATM like a one armed bandit now!*:^O