There is loads of land out back, y'know! We could expand into ...

well, not sure yet but I am thinking!  😄 We'll have to take over 'Arrods,  T***cos, of course and the Co-op but they won't mind ~ they hate the Bar anyway! Too upmarket for them!  :^O

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We have already built a swimming pool and nicked half the garden from the lady in the wool shop next door! Her washing line is now stretched across the pool and people are complaining about her unmentionables getting tangled around their scubas 😮 :^O

But trying to take over 'Arrods and Toscos would be an expensive business. But I'm up for it if you are 😐 :^O

Spec Savers next door was open but you missed that didn't you? Tsk!

No, I didn't. I did actually go in for a haircut ?:|:^O Made a bit of a spectacle of myself too! ha! 😛

Have a vodka and orange, Bill....

Thanks for the drink, Charlie :-x *feels around for it*

Here's one for you. 🙂

Oh I've paid! Many times, many many times! Just because your one memory cell has packed up! Look, here's some more....!

Lots of 'manys' up there ^^^ But there are still many more times like that to come 😄

But there is nothing wrong with my...what was it you said? ?:| :^O

*I bet that gets swiped as soon as he sees it!*

:^O  Not swiped, Charlie, but checked just in case it came from a robbery 😐

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