Stop getting ideas, Charlie. I know what you're thinking.  No ~ you are NOT erecting another annex! We have more annexes than pub space as it is! :_|  We now have hedgehogs knocking on the door at night because of all this. You could get yourself pricked by one of those y'know...:

:^O

There is loads of land out back, y'know! We could expand into ...

well, not sure yet but I am thinking! 😄 We'll have to take over 'Arrods,  T***cos, of course and the Co-op but they won't mind ~ they hate the Bar anyway! Too upmarket for them! :^O

I did go for an eye test and waited ages to be seen. You should have come with me like I asked. But the lady at the chip shop was very understanding and helped me along to the optician further along the road. They were shut

:^O

Spec Savers next door was open but you missed that didn't you? Tsk!

Have a vodka and orange, Bill....

Can you see it OK? It's ^^^ there...:-)

*bless!* :^O

And the customer IS always right. But since you never cough up any dosh you ain't a customer! ha!

Oh I've paid! Many times, many many times! Just because your one memory cell has packed up! 😛  Look, here's some more....! :^O

*I bet that gets swiped as soon as he sees it!*:^O