So, not content with the mule, the cat and the goat we've acquired a rat now? Manuel's rat?  I dunno, Bill...sounds like we've got a zoo here, not a Bar!

Stop getting ideas, Charlie. I know what you're thinking.  No ~ you are NOT erecting another annex! We have more annexes than pub space as it is! :_|  We now have hedgehogs knocking on the door at night because of all this. You could get yourself pricked by one of those y'know...:| :^O

You still haven't had that eye test yet have you? No wonder Jimbo's happy with the huge pints you keep givin' him! Your biccies were not the titchy posh ones I ordered!  And I thought the customer was always right.....

I did go for an eye test and waited ages to be seen. You should have come with me like I asked. But the lady at the chip shop was very understanding and helped me along to the optician further along the road. They were shut 😞

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And the customer IS always right. But since you never cough up any dosh you ain't a customer! ha! :^O

This is new, Bill ~ this "evil cackling"? Is it curable? Would it show up on the brain scanner? Assuming they can find a brain cell? Hmmm?

Not curable, I'm afraid Charlie. Contageous though 'cos I caught it off you. 😛  But you have insulted me by your slant on my brain capacity. Now how you managed that with the brain the size of a peanut baffles me. :^O But you are a bit of alright just the same...:-x

*try rent-a-brain!* :^O