An Indian parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it
off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close
to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.

More than a little distraught, the Indian grabs his mobile and calls the
police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance
to ask any questions, the Indian starts screaming hysterically:

" My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long
at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"

After the Indian finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his
head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Indians
are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you
don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the Indian.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn
off when the truck hit you."

The Indian looks down in absolute horror

He screams........"Where's my Rolex??
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My girlfriend's dream has always been to get married in a castle. So when I proposed I made that dream come true.

Although you wouldn't have thought it from the look on the miserable face as we were bouncing around inside it!!