After being Married for over 30 years, Irene asked her hubby to describe her.

Tommy looked her up and down then said " A B C D E F G H " Then left a gap before continuing "I J K".

Irene asked "What the heck does that mean?"

Tommy rplied "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Honey".

Irene Smiled happily and said "Oh that's lovely but what about I J K?"

Tommy replied "I'm Just Kidding"

His eye is still swollen after a week but it'll heal in time.