Wasn't it you who told me they would drink just about anything?  And that Harry was always @@@@@@ as a newt? :^O

Our last remaining customers ~ and you're saying that^^about them! Tsk!:^O

Far from dim, Charlie. Thick as two short planks mind! :^O And as daft as a brush! :^O

Hey Charlie. Have you ever seen a 'daft brush'? wonder where that phrase came from. Will have to Google it...

Probably originates from the deepest wilds of Kent...inhabited by strange tribes I hear! :^O

Please! Not in the Bar ~ we're not licensed for that sort of entertainment!

Well you've never asked to see my licence!

No, now I wonder why I haven't!:^O

Have a Margarita ~ for shock :^O

Ooh, my favourite...ta and thanks! :-x

But isn't it time to call time, Bill! :^O