Thanks, Charlie :-x
I've got some more to show you sometime. As for Caution, well I think she's run orf with Sneezy the Goat! 😮 :^O
One G & T with a slice...
Thanks, Charlie :-x
I've got some more to show you sometime. As for Caution, well I think she's run orf with Sneezy the Goat! 😮 :^O
Thanks for the drink, Bill :-x
It's been thirsty work in the garden today! :^O
How was the sun lounger? Comfy...?
*lazy so and so* :^O
Here you are after your long day's graft....B-)
Thanks for the drink, Bill 
It's been thirsty work in the garden today! 
You're welcome. Yes, gardens can drain your energy, can't they? It can be hard work on the grass too :|:^O
How was the sun lounger? Comfy...?
*lazy so and so*
Oh the sun lounger? Don't ask! I was well away earlier snoozing ~ and guess what? My mobile rang and I nearly had a fit! :^O
Thanks for the drink. I need that after that shock :-x :^O
Caution's run off with Harry's goat has she? I hope she knows about those magnums....
and Harry's temper! 
Well I did mention magnums to her, but I reckon she got the wrong end of the stick. Thinks they are magnums of Champagne...:O
You're welcome. Yes, gardens can drain your energy, can't they? It can be hard work on the grass too
Well, they can drain YOUR energy I suppose! :^O
*still a lazy so and so!*
I managed to get a lot done...grass mowed and everything watered and it looks lovely!:-p
*crosses fngers that the mule and goat KEEP ORF*:^O
Oh the sun lounger? Don't ask! I was well away earlier snoozing ~ and guess what? My mobile rang and I nearly had a fit! :^O
Nasty things, shocks! Have another drink...:^O
*definitely a lazy @@@*
Well I did mention magnums to her, but I reckon she got the wrong end of the stick. Thinks they are magnums of Champagne...:O
:^O
She's in for a shock too! :^O
Well, they can drain YOUR energy I suppose! :^O
*still a lazy so and so!*
Well I can see what part of you gets the most exercise. Your norf 'n' sarf is going at twenty to the dozen! :^O
I managed to get a lot done...grass mowed and everything watered and it looks lovely!
I'm pleased to hear it. Must have had a skip-full of gin bottles too! 😛 But now you've transformed it from a jungle film-setting you'd better get your camera out! 😐 😄
*crosses fngers that the mule and goat KEEP ORF*
fngers? :^O Twerp! :^O
*Is jumping for joy!* :^O
Nasty things, shocks! Have another drink...
*definitely a lazy @@@*
Another drink? Goodness! Could be you that gets the shock at this rate! :O:^O
Charlie ~ here's one for you too. That's if your cakehole can keep still long enough to drink it! pfffft! :^O
*Mwaaaaaah*
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
Early in the morning,
When the day is dawning,
He picks up all the post bags in his van.
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
All the birds are singing and the day is just begining,
Pat feels he's a really happy man.
Everybody knows his bright red van,
All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them.
Maybe, you can never be sure, there'll be knock (knock knock)
ring, (ring ring)
Letters through your door! he he!
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
:^O
:^O:^O
JOB VACANCY
DEEJAY REQUIRED FOR BALLAD THREAD
Well I can see what part of you gets the most exercise. Your norf 'n' sarf is going at twenty to the dozen! :^O
Bloomin' Cockney! :^O That's not very elegant is it!? 😛
I'm pleased to hear it. Must have had a skip-full of gin bottles too! 😛 But now you've transformed it from a jungle film-setting you'd better get your camera out!
Funny you should say that! The bin men were here earlier at the Bar. Wanted paying extra for clearing away all the empty vodka bottles ....empty brandy bottles.....empty orange juice bottles.......they had to go back to the depot for an extra lorry!
*crosses fngers that the mule and goat KEEP ORF*
fngers? :^O Twerp! :^O
*Is jumping for joy!* :^O
😮
Careful! Oh, so you CAN get out of that sun lounger then? :^O
:^O
JOB VACANCY
DEEJAY REQUIRED FOR BALLAD THREAD
:^O :^O
I'll remember that ^^ next time you...
.......put on too many James Last numbers...:_|
......or any C&W song! :^O
Bloomin' Cockney! That's not very elegant is it!?
:^O
Nor is it ladylike to poke your tongue out!
*Is a strumpet* :^O
I'm pleased to hear it. Must have had a skip-full of gin bottles too! 😛 But now you've transformed it from a jungle film-setting you'd better get your camera out!
Funny you should say that! The bin men were here earlier at the Bar. Wanted paying extra for clearing away all the empty vodka bottles ....empty brandy bottles.....empty orange juice bottles.......they had to go back to the depot for an extra lorry!
That was Harry & Suzie, not me! And the bin men went back cos one of them thought Harry was a barmaid and made the mistake of asking her for a 'shot'. So she shot 'im 😮 :^O
*Is jumping for joy!*
Careful! Oh, so you CAN get out of that sun lounger then?
No ~ it is still attached to me. I do virtual jumps! 😛 :^O
Remember it? What you going to do then~ write it down? Etch it on your forehead? Get memory.com to email you a reminder? :^O
*whoop-whoop!* :^O
:^O
Sorry!! I've forgotten the question....:^O
That was Harry & Suzie, not me! And the bin men went back cos one of them thought Harry was a barmaid and made the mistake of asking her for a 'shot'. So she shot 'im
Harry & Suzie?? They drink vodka, brandy and orange now do they?
Wasn't it you who told me they would drink just about anything? And that Harry was always @@@@@@ as a newt? :^O
*I could have danced all night!* :^O
No, sorry cough up the extra dosh, landlord!
*thinks I'm a dimwit*
Far from dim, Charlie. Thick as two short planks mind! :^O And as daft as a brush! :^O
Hey Charlie. Have you ever seen a 'daft brush'? wonder where that phrase came from. Will have to Google it...:-D
No ~ it is still attached to me. I do virtual jumps!
Please! Not in the Bar ~ we're not licensed for that sort of entertainment!
:^O
Well you've never asked to see my licence! 😮 :^O
Have a Margarita ~ for shock :^O
:^O
Sorry!! I've forgotten the question....:^O
So have I :^O:^O
*berk 'n' twerp* :^O
Berk and Twerp ~ weren't they grave robbers ?:|
Wasn't it you who told me they would drink just about anything? And that Harry was always @@@@@@ as a newt? :^O
Our last remaining customers ~ and you're saying that^^about them! Tsk!:^O
Far from dim, Charlie. Thick as two short planks mind! :^O And as daft as a brush! :^O
Hey Charlie. Have you ever seen a 'daft brush'? wonder where that phrase came from. Will have to Google it...
Probably originates from the deepest wilds of Kent...inhabited by strange tribes I hear! :^O
Please! Not in the Bar ~ we're not licensed for that sort of entertainment!
Well you've never asked to see my licence!
No, now I wonder why I haven't!:^O
Have a Margarita ~ for shock :^O
Ooh, my favourite...ta and thanks! :-x
But isn't it time to call time, Bill! :^O
