A New Zealand walked into an Australian unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said,

-“G’day mate, I’m lookin’ for a job.”

The man behind the counter replied,

-“Your timing is amazing. We’ve just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his beautiful young daughter. You’ll have to drive her around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided.

Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is $200,000 a year.”

The New Zealander said,

-“Nah, you’re kiddin’ me!”

The man behind the counter said

-“Well, you started it!”