I want to punch all Footballers and Pundits

That say things like  "That should have been a PEN"

short for penalty - it's not as if it was a long word to start with

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Things are going to get worse - as the under 40s habit of using Text speak,

comes off their phones and into the off-screen world

My Daughter learned in quite a short time -

That I NEVER replied to her texts, if She used text speak