I don't care for lifts although I use them if I have to.

The worse lift I've ever been in was years back in the tower at Birmingham University. It was very small, just big enough for two and you'd better be friends......

Going up, it took off and drove your legs in to the floor. By the time you'd recovered, you were at the top, it stopped but you kept going....

Going down, it went down that fast you momentarily stopped where you were.... At the bottom, it stopped but you didn't.

I wonder if it's still the same?