Tommy was brought in to the private hospital, and taken quickly in for coronary surgery.

The operation went well and, as groggy Tommy regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed.

"Tommy, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting his hand. "We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"

"No, sorry, I don't have any insurance," Tommy whispered hoarsely.

"Can you pay in cash?" asked the nun.

"I'm afraid I cannot, Sister."

"Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nun persisted.

"Just my sister in America" he volunteered. "But she's a humble spinster nun."

"Oh, I must correct you there Tommy. Nuns are not 'spinsters;' they are married to God."

"Wonderful," said Tommy. "In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in-law."