A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey,

-“Hey! What are you doing?”

The monkey says,

-“Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard,

-“What’s the matter with you?”

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says,

-“Hey you!”

The Monkey looks down and says,

-“Duuuude!…….How much water did you drink?!!”