Tommy, Paddy and Murphy were stranded on an island off the coast of Galway. They were panic stricken but a Leprechaun appeared and offered them each a wish.

 

Paddy asked for the ability to become a strong swimmer. He was transfomed in to an Olympic athlete and swam back to the mainland.

 

Murphy asked to become an engineer so he was transformed and built a boat and sailed back to the mainland.

 

Tommy asked to be more intelligent. The Leprechaun transformed him in to a woman so she walked back to the mainland over the bridge.



It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.