After being maried for forty years, Tommy's wife asked him to describe her.

After thinking for a while Tommy said "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H" then stopped a moment before continuingh "I, J, K".

"What the heck does that mean?" she asked.

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Honey".

"Oh that's lovely" she replied "But what about I, J, K" she asked.

Tommy replied "I'm Just Kidding".

Tommy's eye is still swollen but it should heal OK in a few weeks.