Tommy was having a barbeque but his wife bought all the food and took it home. She also made the salad, prepared the vegetables and made the desserts. She prepared the steaks, chicken legs and chops for cooking and took it all out to Tommy on a tray along with all the necessary cooking utensils, tools and sauces.

Tommy was lounging beside the grill, swigging his beer along with his mates, accepted the tray then sent her away so him and his mates could continue with their festivities without his wife or any of the other wives getting in his way.

Tommy laid out the meats on the grill while his wife went in to get plates and cutlery. When she came out again, she told Tommy the cooking looked to be getting on really well. Tommy thanked her and asked for more beer to be brought out while he turned the meat over. When it was done, his wife sorted all the plates and cutlery, served the salad, bread napkins, meats and sauces at the table.

After everyone had eaten, Tommy's wife cleared the table and washed up. Afterwards, she went out to hear everyone praising Tommy on the excellent cooking and when Tommy saw his wife coming outside he asked her how she'd enjoyed her "Night off".

Tommy came to flat on his back wondering what had happened and a guest told him that when he'd mentioned the "night off", his wife had smacked him in the gob with a beer bottle.

Shocked, Tommy said "There's just no pleasing some women".