Tommy suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance. Tommy replied in a croaky voice, "I've no health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. Tommy replied, "I've no money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
Tommy replied, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
Tommy replied, "Send the bill to my Brother-in-law."
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
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